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Cheeky contest: Sassy responses for voice propositions
By Celebrity Trollop | August 2, 2007
Chit chatting with Angelica Biondetti just now, I decided it’d be fun to have a contest for the top 3 sassy responses to what will undoubtedly be the beginning of (hopefully rare) propositions to go off to a nice private spot and have voice cybersex with the erstwhile Lotharios of Second Life. Haedon Quinn has offered to give the top three responses as selected by the staff of the blog gift cards for Calla hair (find Calla in world at Callatropia 125, 194). So if you have a snappy response, post it in the comments! We’ll choose the winners next Friday, August 10.
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I was wondering… does having that big attachable penis.. finally make you feel like a REAL man?
:D
Posted by: Rose Farina on August 2nd, 2007 at 5:46 pmCan my grandma join in?
Posted by: Pearlie P on August 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 pm*hands headset to husband and directs him to say, “Don’t get fresh with me!”*
Posted by: Caroline Apollo on August 2nd, 2007 at 7:07 pmIn a silly French type accent:
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water. I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
(I’m sorry, we’re watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and I just couldn’t resist. :P )
Posted by: Jet on August 2nd, 2007 at 7:37 pmI don’t do voice.
Posted by: Bronte Alcott on August 2nd, 2007 at 8:08 pm“I’m a dude.”
Posted by: Goldaline Graves on August 2nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm@Jet, I love that. :) (nother one who watched too much Python here) Of course if they don’t take the hint you can always say, “Now, go away or I will taunt you a second time.”
Posted by: Tanya Book on August 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 pm“I’m sorry, luv, I don’t do voice… but I’d be happy to direct you to someone that does. Let me send her an IM…
“Oh, and it’ll be L$2500 for each 20 minutes.”
…which would, at least, be entirely honest.
Posted by: Juushika Redgrave on August 3rd, 2007 at 12:57 am/me rolls her eyes, “Sure! Just help me out with L$19,815 for their headset, wait for it to arrive, of course entangling microphones means no kissing!”
Posted by: Crystal Falcon on August 3rd, 2007 at 4:28 am(Sorry for another but…)
/me squeals, “Oooo! Hearing your mother in the background telling you to go to bed is SUCH a turn on!”
Posted by: Crystal Falcon on August 3rd, 2007 at 4:32 amI am a man.
Posted by: Georgette Whitfield on August 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 amyou sure? I bet mines bigger than yours, it might hurt sugah.
Posted by: Scarlet Singer on August 3rd, 2007 at 6:54 amA pop up menu will appear. Enter your credit card number and the full name as it appears on the card. $20US per minute.
Posted by: Sioban on August 3rd, 2007 at 7:18 am“Okay, baby, you lead the way,” said in a gruff, burly man’s voice only a seasoned lumberjack could manage.
Posted by: Tamara Kirshner on August 3rd, 2007 at 8:00 amor, “Okay, but I get to be on top,” said in the same lumberjack voice.
Posted by: Tamara Kirshner on August 3rd, 2007 at 8:01 amOMG, is that a 3rd leg?
Posted by: Porsche Streeter on August 3rd, 2007 at 8:14 amOoooh, baby…nothing says romance to me more than drinking a Diet Coke and eating Smartfood while talking to my monitor.
Posted by: SivAnja Zenovka on August 3rd, 2007 at 12:53 pmThree letters is all you need: ‘LOL’
Posted by: Blaze Columbia on August 3rd, 2007 at 7:53 pmDirect response, “One mo, I’ll be right back…”
Overheard in background, “Hey dear, can you look after the kids, I must pee!”
Posted by: Crystal Falcon on August 4th, 2007 at 3:06 amLove to! Bend over… NOW!
Posted by: Riley Rothschild on August 4th, 2007 at 7:59 am@Simone’s Super Yard Sale:
Him “You look fabulous in that dress!”
Me “Ty”
Him ” wanna garden?” (referring to Apollo’s Garden)
Me “Who the hell wants to garden, when you can shop? Duh?”
Hello? Are men that dense? :)
Posted by: SadieRose Beaumont on August 4th, 2007 at 10:01 am“Try to keep your voice down… my mom can hear you.”
Posted by: Tenshi Vielle on August 4th, 2007 at 12:53 pmCan my stuffed animal Poopsie play too?
Posted by: Fabala Snakeankle on August 4th, 2007 at 2:02 pmCan I have two replies?
1. “Sure, I have 2 minutes to spare. That’s all you’ll need right?”
2. *said in Golllum’s voice “My precious. We swears…to serve the master of the Precious, we will swear on…on…the Precious!”
Posted by: Angelica Biondetti on August 4th, 2007 at 4:12 pmUhm, how ’bout no. :P
Posted by: Tink Sloane on August 4th, 2007 at 6:16 pm“Haha seriously?”
*walk away laughing*
Posted by: Phoenix Chapman on August 5th, 2007 at 1:03 amAt last I can scream at those newbies to “PUT THAT DICK AWAY” :)
Posted by: Crystalize Sands on August 5th, 2007 at 5:07 pmOMG, I love you! I’m leaving my RL husband and bringing my 6 kids (all with ADD) and moving in with you!
Posted by: Sioban on August 6th, 2007 at 10:47 am(slurred) Sure! lemme jest put mah teef back in..oh! I can leave ‘em out if ya like ‘at bettah. *grins*
Posted by: Lizbeth on August 6th, 2007 at 4:41 pm“Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.”
c.f. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
Posted by: Seonaid Barrett on August 6th, 2007 at 5:14 pm“I’m not QUITE a woman yet, but I’m saving for the surgery. Wanna donate, baby?”
Posted by: Laynie Link on August 7th, 2007 at 3:04 pm/me plugs mic into stereo and plays Pink’s “You and your hand”…
“I’m not here for your entertainment
Posted by: Crystal on August 7th, 2007 at 6:36 pmYou don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life”